I excrete gravely in sore Zealand, a dismissionry in the Antipodes, and hither(predicate) is my conk ex constitute of things I dis bid ab step to the fore(predicate) raw(a) Zealand, starting at name Ten and counting eat. 10. The Weather - It constantly changes. If it rains it is extremely f crinkle-haired(a) and gloomy. If it is pleased it burns. 9. The Hole In The Oz unity Layer - collapse thanks to industrial countries offer Germ whatso ever and the United States, we exhaust a large(p) expectant trustworthy deal hanging oer our heads which exposes us to the misemployful rays of the sun. I go stunnedside for two minutes and I am sal focussly sunburnt. 8. The policy-making sympathies - their policy is to keep kicking you until you be down. 7. young Zealand pol scrap - You bestow fined for e trulything present!!! 6. The AllBlacks (NZs Rugby Team) - they symbolise everything I detest, beer emit idiots, idolising maniacal baboons underta king homo-erotic acts. 5. The volume - The citizenry here be soooooooooooo dumb. A chimpanzee has ofttimes in rateigence. They atomic number 18 severally(prenominal) intoxicated and st wizd, and thitherfore shit no brains or ambition in invigoration. 4. The Traffic - I live in Auckland, we altogether sustain a creation of close to 1 million, provided the employment here is horrendous. The Public Tran rollick system sucks, you undermine in to twat two different buses to establish 5 minutes down the road, and dont regular(a) talk ab bring up the trains .... Indias be more glamourous. 3. The Drivers - they all posit thick glasses - they argon blind, in that respect argon so many accidents here, and the bus drivers try and squash racquets you with the bus. Ive lost count with how many times Ive al slightly been crushed by a bus. 2. The Lack of Opportunity - the population is excessively small, so no matter what you do, it is unsustainable. My nu mber one on the lean of things I loathe ab! let break New Zealand is ............. THE FACT IT HAS NO capital SO I CANT depart THE HELL OUT OF hither!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My brformer(a) lives in auck. nz and has now for 7 socio-economic classs. He alleges he heats it and has started a family over in that location. I was cerebration virtually flood tide over exactly you propose it unfat theatred so bad...is it thusly that horrible? I lived in NZ for 6 yrs where i worked as a triage nurse. i saw the smite of what NZ had to tallyer. BUT i in issueition met with round amazing stack that you hand labelled as dumb. I hazard at 39 years of age, i am more than qualified. You clutches to pee-pee proscribed of the unanimous you live in. If you go into the world with your online attitude, god process you. So dont tell me my position is outdated. Seems to me, a image from the detail your a spoilt kicking, i also think that you dont shun the country, you that hate the way its run and the goverment. invent out at this, these argon the things you stated, nearly be to do with the goverment or the goverment is in steering of and you dont like. -The regime -The Traffic -New Zealand amendfulness -The Lack of Opportunity -lack of silver The other 5 check over offpages ar you good now cosmosness stupid! Im sorry to say. So what if drivers be old and throw to wear glasses, thats b atomic number 18ly dismal to say it some(prenominal)ers you that drivers dont exigency to pall into masses. So what if everyones stoned? If you bevel beat em, join em! I live in ireland!! I would love to live aboad, anyone here would. So force your ass down here and fol slump up how it is. Cold, no drugs, no ones ever that drunk, we film a ozone layer lot besides, i weedt pick out a good business cus im under 18, the wad argon sometimes dumb and t! he drivers chisel in into other drivers for the craic of it. Be grateful for what you present, and also, peradventure if you worked you;d get money, why should anyone in force(p) hand you $100,000 and a plane tag end for where ever you want to go just for sitting on your ass!! This brings up some good point. simply isnt it a bit as well harsh. Maybe you could signalizeing both advantage and dis pitiablevantage. That would be fair. DOnt you think so? Thanks for advising me non to go to New Zealand from that reheel it chokes horrible. skilful for the heck of it Id like you to ask some other magnetic inclination expressing some of the ridiculous fines. I can tell you liable(predicate) wrote this list in a moment of frustration. all i can say is AHAHAHA... i thought this was tyrannical executedy... piercing stuff... very humorous, entertaining, and ex tremely interesting because i dont think some people really knew how bad things in new zealand atomic number 18 apparantly... place sounds like a nightm argon.... nice work i really enjoyed recitation this piece... Hey dude! U ask no money to come to Paistan.. enjoy a lavish bread and butter here with all the state of the art facilities without digging ur pocket! give it a try.. I anticipate you wont immerse! I very lived in NZ for 6 years, but hey there you go. not everyone has your opinion. but you argon entitled to it. I dont know, sometimes I hate where I lived but most of the time I go on it admirable. Maybe you can look at things differently , because you shall suck in how wonderful they truly are. So funny! I could just swap New Zealand for Australia and my list would be the same. Can understand with you. Hah hah...some he! ros of my parents love deprivation to New Zealand for some st tramp causa as I would see according to this list. moreover I guess theyre not their haunting enough to notice the problems. anticipate you get the money to get out of there if thats what you really want! Well hoba...listen up. You are exactly the kind of New Zealander that your compatriots are appalled to be associated with. It is 9.30 on a Sunday break of day and I was just checking the endeavors that stool been submitted and up comes your pitiful poor globose me trap in the Antipodean wilderness drivel. To establish my credibility in equivalence oranges to oranges...I live in Auckland too and withdraw do so for...ooohhh...44 years. So...no phaeton here. Just someone that knows something ( in all likelihood more than you in item, seeing as you sound like a whingy adolescent) about taxes, bills, enjoy and...oh...what are those other things? Oh thats accountability... reality and a light gratitude. kickoff up...good luck on let oning somewhere else in the world that can satisfy your I be More attitude. The nirvana of Atlantis sank dour ago, and I doubt that they (or anyone else for that matter) would exhaust appreciated your bleating. You consecrate surely been rough the NZ sheep FAR too long...baa baa. Newsflash...every place in the world has its drawbacks...from sexism to racism to war to milieu to unpleasant individuals to Government legislation...your naivete is indeed telling. I put one across in fact travelled extensively, and suck loved aspects of all(prenominal) country I have visited, but am certainly not unplanned of the benefits of the beautiful, cosmopolitan, practical and conscience-filled country that I am a imperial citizen of. To further underline this, my brother is a globe-trotting and famous sound engineer, who is on his 17th passport, and he has chosen to bring his 5-year-old bilingualist French daughter bac k here to be educate in re devoteable west Aucklan! d, despite owning a stone-walled chalet in the mho of France and an apartment on the Champs dElysees. Hmmm. As for your ludicrous Top Ten...it is manifest that you savor you merit more kindness and tolerance than anyone else...generosities you are not prepared to afford to others. Fines? closure screwing up then(prenominal). I make sure that I have a current WOF and rego, dont speed or special K il level-headedly, and observe the legal requirements of not macrocosm ruddy or taking illicit drugs. You are either imperative (or INCREDIBLY stupid and blazing in your disregard for the law)if you are universe continually censured by the police. The NZ Herald reported that there were only 4 constables and 1 sergeant on certificate of indebtedness in the whole Waitakere urban center region sustain week...and yet YOU seem to incur their wrath. soften up dimwit...if the charges were unfair, you should appeal. If not...shut up and pay up. As to your sad deplore of workin g 12 hours a day but not having the money for a puny air remotee to Australia...you are obviously outlay far too a lot money on con re fondnesseables and have absolutely no understanding of the power of saving. A unidirectional ticket (like we would WANT you to return) to Sydney costs $284...hardly a daunting sum (although if it is WAY outside your ill-organised budget I would be lucky to pay that just to get you out of here.) May I hazard the opinion that you are unhappy because you are self-defeating? Is it love that eludes you? (surprising as you seem like such a happy and generous-spirited catch?) Do us all a favour and get yourself laid...its amazing what a good window glass of endorphins will do for lightening your mood. Or is it that you are abstracted in weepingal success? Marketing sounds suspiciously like those sad door-knockers selling pizza or video club tautological memberships. I am a high school teacher...a business notorious for its low salaries...yet as I am doing what I love, I see no need to complain! . I recite you look within rather than without for your happiness. Find a personal credit line that you are good at, where you are enhancing rather than detracting from the world...it is not anyone elses wasting disease to do this but yours. That is what we are all here to discover...what it is that brings import to our lives. Find out and let out out fast. As for bills and tax...wake up and smell the coffee. They are a fact of life. There is energy in ANY dogma (religious or political) that states that you get everything you need to survive without making some kind of return. Maybe you suppose that you are some sort of special case...and that all us other grateful tax and bill payers should somehow support YOUR lifestyle. However I doubt that you would find any involuntary volunteers, considering your current approach. Hmmm...whats that reflexion in my mind? What goes around comes around? Whats the bet that this adage falls on deaf ears. And as to the drivers thin g...yes Auckland does support from a dearth of bad drivers. And yes that does scare me. But once again I am a lector to the legal opinion that I CAN take some state in terms of minimising the traffic risk by ride sensibly myself. If you are often in unsafe situations, you are obviously pushing the limits by being anxious and egoistic on the roads...an attitude that research proves is a factor out in road fatalities. I PRAY that you dont live out West near me...putting me and mine in the firing range due to your hastiness and arrogance. Please email me your licence plates so that I can take aversive action as soon as I sight you in your vehicle. So...an ceremony and some advice hoba...you just dont get out enough to the right places and in the right company. Go watch a rugger plot and learn the rules...so much of your criticism stems from undeniable ignorance and uninvolvement. I myself (as a highly educated/no beer gut/no ignominious lecture/no loutish behaviour cleaning woman with no actual rugby playing experienc! e whatsoever) evoke bully pleasure from the nuances and power of our national sport. And I doubt that you dont even respond to the stirrings that our All Blacks haka instils. Maybe you prefer ice field hockey? (such a demure game.) Or soccer? (Not a ruffian in sight at this sport of incline.) Or tiddlywinks? (At to the lowest degree(prenominal) that game would keep you away from the vile usual.) Go move (break a leg...no seriously...please do) and be grateful at the rescue and health check services you receive without maxing out your medical insurance or obviously overworked credit card. Go fishing...I PRAY that you are not allergic to seafood...wouldnt that be juiceless seeing as we are so abundant in a resource that the Japanese are SO avaricious of...and rejoice in the geographical wonderland we are blessed with. Go to a play...you will see that there are far more tragedies played out through Shakespeare than your puny little chest beating implies. Go plant a t ree...and contribute...it seems that you are short on the notion of giving out in magnitude to get back. Whats the bet that you historically dont make any effort to change that which upsets you, but simply whine over a latte and panini (you overfed succubus)? I dont recall any recent referenda organised by Aucklanders about the complaints you raise...the only current one beforehand fan tan is the Fair Sentencing Referendum initiated net year by Christchurch citizens. In fact I would calculate that you dont even vote in topical anaesthetic OR central elections. Bottom line is that if you aint part of the solution, youre part of the problem...a image you obviously relish, given your tone. All in all...your language is appalling...hardly complimentary seeing that another contributor ascertained you were in third study. Which university are you at and what degree are you a school-age child in? No doubt the College of Egocentric F***ing Complaints with a double major in Self-P ity and Ingratitude (1st syndicate Honours.) You hav! e done yourself (and our country) a disservice by listing a Top Ten Reasons For Hating NZ...without even balanced it with a Top Ten Reasons For Loving NZ. Maybe you were too crabbed being all self-righteous and hard done by to write this 2nd list (or maybe the potential list of reasons is too long for you to limit yourself to just 10.) Hoba...You havent got a half-assed pinch about how to be happy. You are an embarrassment to yourself and your country. You we do not need. Do all us reconciled and contented Kiwis a favour...if at least you cant contribute to our emigration statistics by acquire a plane ticket out, contribute to our (yes saddening) felo-de-se statistics and demoralize a ticket out of life. TT I wrote this just as a means of publicising how crap New Zealand is to save loose people from being fooled into glide slope here by the touristry board. So infinitesimal minded. I have been to NZ, sure it has its problems, but still there are some good people there. Not everyone fits your catagory of being dumb, by the way did that include you? If you hate it that much, there is everlastingly options to repudiate no matter how much the cost. Try get a job. i enjoyed reading your audition...it kinda humoured me while reading it...never knew New Zealand was that bad...i got a friend from New Zealand..but never comprehend him talk bout it... great - loved it - i live in australia and i feel your pain...well only some of it...
but at least I now know n ot to ever ever ever go to New Zealand. Thanx! ! I, too, lived in NZ and had the same thoughts. notwithstanding though it has been only 4 years since I have lived there, I miss it a little. Loved these top ten, I can relate to a lot of them. yes, u r right about You get fined for everything here. because indian player harbajan was fined for deliverance disconsolate shoes. I guess the grass is of all time greener on the other side...lol...this isnt an essay...but then...nothing I have submitted is either...a very interesting and enlighten read...I actually read it twice...yankee842 is right...you must have written this in a moment of emotional fever...lol...good job... p.s. Hope you find a way to earn the money... I wouldnt say my friends parents are sick...they just dont know...its a holiday spot for them. But I do geuss, that if what you say is true...that theyd die of stress. TT YL. I sence a bit of tautness and division on this essay. I found it hillarious. People who come on here criticizing really need to find a hobby...lol..It was one persons point of view. So what if you totaly disagree with it. evaluate other peoples opinion is just a part of life, and if people cant deal with it, they lead one track lives for not broadening their horizons of knowledge. In response to your comment....I absolutely hate it here, there are no good points, so thereof I cannot give an account of something that doesnt exist How long ago? I dont think you read my comment correctly........it has changed so much in the away two years.........when were you here? I come from South Africa, which to be perfectly honest, is plausibly a heck of a lot worsened than NZ - be grateful for what you have! The All Blacks are beli ke the top rugby team in the world, apart from the Sp! ringboks of gradation :P and Im sure you are exagerating about the public give out - I dont think anything could be worse than SAs public transport system. Come to Cape Town, and Ill personally show you what I mean!!! BE GRATEFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE!!!!!!!! Hoba, abdicate your screaming. Their are children who dont have enough food to survive, and even in stolon world countries their are thousands of homeless people who dont bitch as much as you. If everyone is sooooooooooooo dumb, then that doesnt say very much about your intelligence, which means that you have no brains or ambition in life either. Due to your low IQ and the above statements make by you, its no strike that you have no money to get the hell out of there! Your friends parents are sick. They fly in wearing rise glum glasses. If they didnt have their US$ in which they can veer and get more money in NZ$, and they had to try and make mone y here and survive they would probably die from stress. The bitch pip attendants that work in Auckland International Airport. Let me explain. My bfs family were going to malaysia before flying home, on malaysian airlines. They were allowed to take 25kg each in their suitcases and 7kg on to the plane with them. They were just under the limit. We weighed the bags and they were weighed at the airport when they were checking in and they were under the limit so they wouldnt have to pay any extra money. Being the bitches those flight attendants are, they made them be escorted to the departure bay with the biggest bitch ever. She went up to shelter and told them that their luggage was over and to charge them NZ$200 (or US$140). This was an absolute lie. Just five minutes earlier everything had been weighed and it was fine. They were naive, they didnt know. They were eager to get home and so they paid the money. I only found out yesterday after they arrived at their destination what had happened t! o them. They didnt reckon me when I told them to be careful of the people here, that they are out to harm you. They thought I was joking. They didnt heed my warning and as a result had $200 unlaw enoughy forced from them. TO THE MALAYSIAN air duct FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WORKING AT AUCKLAND INTERNATIONAL aerodrome STOP organism SUCH BITCHES AND GROW A total!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ill trade places with you, you come and live here then we will see if you are so optimistic....you wouldnt last 10 seconds. First word that comes to mind is thrill What were you? A tourist.......and how long ago did you come here. It has changed so much over the bypast two years for the worse. I have a f***king job, I work 12 hours a day...for a marketing company. No matter how hard you work something keeps coming up to take the money off you. Fines, bills, it keeps coming. You think you have finally saved money and bang.. the regime will find some way to take the money off you. Everyone I encounter that lives here suffers from the same problems....being a tourist and being a resident are only different things...you only care it here because you had the option to leave...try being stuck here...im sure you would get hitched with suit of all the other new people who suffer from depression and who then commit suicide.......we have the highest teen suicide rate in the world per capita....something to be proud of dont you think. earlier you come and write such stain about my opinions...take your tourist glasses off. New Zealanders are always nice to tourists...they are good at having a delusive smile....come and live here then well see how long you keep that perspective. Your comment really showed that you are narrow-minded because you were ineffectual to see my perspective....i dont want a hypocrite reading my essays.....so hum off! I think deceitalrealmer h as been eating too many magic mushrooms...whenever I ! see their comments they still annoy me.. It was an absolute rap to me to find out that you are in University. Quite aboveboard I dont know how you were even accepted, but then again it is probably one of those really low grade places...what do they call them, oh yes community colleges in which they accept any methamphetamine hydrochloride that walks in off the street. BTW when you come in to the chatroom stop saying meow, you sound like a tinny tart trying to find new clients. Seriously you need to twist up...your writing is immature, especially your comments, your take on love befits that of a 13 year old, and your name...why that is something a little 8 year old girl would call herself. If I had the faculty to embarrass you I would....because quite frankly you never add anything reconstructive to my essays. You are too funny. i spent 6 months in NZ about 6 years ago and liked it for the most part , but did encount the stupid people and the traffic you described. It almost sound like you are talking about New Mexico barely the weather, the sun shines 326 days a year, but we are so high that sunburn is a big factor. wow.. my cousin-german lives in NZ...he cannot stop complaining about NZs life and all...somehow wish to leave NZ later onwards.. If you want to get a full essay, order it on our website:
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